On the way back to the car park after this morning’s breakfast, I asked a complete stranger if I could share a joke with him. He looked a bit quizzical but said yes.
I pointed out a sign which offered “Wellness Scanning” visually represented by a woman in a white coat looking through a microscope.
I said to him – Look at that! They will scan you to see if you have any wellness in you and if you do, they will get rid of it for you, immediately.
He nearly wet himself laughing and said the word “wellness” will never be the same for him again.
I said “I don’t have “wellness.” I am well, thank you very much.”